*trying to pace*
*shakes off jello animals*
So I'm stuck like this until tomorrow when Snape is the one who got me into this mess in the first place and yet I still get Malfoy's seconds as far as that potion is concerned. Is it possible to file lawsuits for that sort of thing? Corporal punishment is illegal, no? *swats away jello bear that is attempting to climb up his leg*
That's another thing. I've got these stupid things after me and I don't know why. I stated the truth about certain unnamed parties and he sends rabid dessert after me. She wasn't even his girlfriend. This is getting ridiculous. If I wasn't made out of the stuff I would demand they be set on fire. *stomps on jello monkey* I want to know what that potion was that made Malfoy turn into a weasel in the first place. Can someone make it again? Would it be in any of the books? Revenge will me mine. On both of them. And Snape if I get the oppertunity. *pulls off jello dog with teeth that's clinging to his tail* Merlin, these things are like cockroaches.
September 11 2005, 15:05:06 UTC 6 years ago
*snickers from time to time*
September 11 2005, 15:06:45 UTC 6 years ago
I would hate for you to think I didn't hear that.
September 11 2005, 15:10:15 UTC 6 years ago
Planning on coming out of there any time soon?
*points down to large box full of rusty metal things*
I really want to test some of these.
September 11 2005, 15:12:20 UTC 6 years ago
September 11 2005, 15:14:11 UTC 6 years ago
*crouches down, pulls out very large garden spade*
Think this could double as a spoon?
September 11 2005, 15:16:48 UTC 6 years ago
I doubt it. It's lacking the depression that most spoons have. A knife, maybe.
September 11 2005, 15:19:34 UTC 6 years ago
*examines spade* You're right. Much better as a knife. Have you ever wondered what you'd look like as a bunch of cubes?
September 11 2005, 15:23:05 UTC 6 years ago
September 11 2005, 15:23:45 UTC 6 years ago
At this point, I've stopped caring. I know you won't do anything because even you can't be that stupid. Things like a flat out murder or torture will get you put in prison, your family under suspicion, etc. What good are you to our Lord if you're in Azkaban? You can't possibly be putting Chang in front of him, can you?
September 11 2005, 15:26:48 UTC 6 years ago
...
If she can.
I'll kill her myself before I let them have her.
September 11 2005, 15:30:47 UTC 6 years ago
How nauseatingly noble a thought. No wonder you're in Gryffindor.
September 11 2005, 15:35:40 UTC 6 years ago
You don't need to know my plans, Zabini.
I don't want to see my girlfriend tortured into insanity or death. Yes, terribly noble of me. I would at least do her the favor of making it quick.
September 11 2005, 15:38:47 UTC 6 years ago
She wouldn't be. The Dark Lord could always use another servant, willing or no.
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September 11 2005, 15:42:19 UTC 6 years ago
... The Imperius. *twitches*
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September 11 2005, 18:59:22 UTC 6 years ago
Honestly, it's not like it even affected Drake.September 11 2005, 19:19:43 UTC 6 years ago
Ah, I'm just a mean, vindictive little bastard, who wanted to know what kind of soilders the jigglers would make.
How're they doing, anyway?
September 11 2005, 19:21:37 UTC 6 years ago
We just need a distraction for Snape.